Adobe Audition ...I used to be a Radio DJ

When a Radio DJ sits down in the production studio to record a commercial, he knows it has to be exactly 30 seconds or exactly 60 seconds and there are no exceptions to this rule.  So when it goes :34 in the read, or worse yet, :42, then you start cutting every teeny tiny breath sound or infinitesimal nano second of "non voice" to create a masterpiece that often sounds like the end of those car commercials where you can't understand what the announcer is saying..and you aren't supposed to.

Radio DJ - What They Think We Do ?


And the FIRST THING TO SAY IS

Boooooger!
Doctor Johnny Fever on WKRP in Cincinnati

Arthur 'Big Guy' Carlson: There's something on this album called "Pigs On The Wing". What does that sound like?
Dr. Johnny Fever: I don't do requests.
Arthur 'Big Guy' Carlson: Well, keep up the good work.
Dr. Johnny Fever: I'm giving it all I've got.